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Link would lose his virginity if he wasn't so d***ed introverted.

Started by daemonsage420, April 11, 2006, 02:24:55 PM

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LadyNintendo

Yeah, but I consider 16-18 a child. I think I would call anyone 'till 21 a child. OOT Link is called adult Link by most, but he's still really just a kid.

Evilslayer

QuoteI don't get it? So just because of the chosen art, Link is 12(?). How come I don't see such a link between art and age?

His age is the reason they decided to give the game a toon-shadet look. That was stated long ago. It's because children view the world in a more colourful way.

raymundo

i dont think link likes the girls.but why in TWW,when
u talk to Mila and you dont let her go,why do they
give you the opinion to say:"because i like you"?

teedy_man

You are supposed to represent Link in the games, right? that's why he doesn't talk. so if a discussion about love life came up in a game you wouldn't get a say in it beyond selecting different answers. the point im trying to get at is that who you fancy or are going out with or what ever is the same in the game - you and link are the same while playing (or at least nintendo's main idea behind the game being conceived)

Hi no Seijin

Oh, I'm pretty sure we get the point that Link is quiet so we can do the talking for him.  That's why if you had looked at the posts here, you'd find that on a lot of them we were joking.
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bgrugby

If you think back to AoL whenever you get to a town you can find an attractive woman outsider her house and she lets Link into her house, closes the door, and suddenly all his health is recovered. I wonder what is going on behind that door to recover his health  ;D

DW

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bgrugby

Quote from: Shikamaru Nara on January 07, 2007, 09:49:40 PM
And what do the old ladies do to recover his magic...

Hmmm well hehe lets just imagine they have hot granddaughters in their houses. Or it could be just Link running away screaming..."NO SERIOUSLY MY MAGIC IS GOOD SEE ITS FULL AGAIN BYE"

DW

I have a really sick idea...I would probably get in trouble for putting it here
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Hi no Seijin

Considering the nature of this topic, it would be understandable.  Just use bgrugby as a model and subtly hint at your idea.
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DW

okay...so we all have the general idea of what we think happens with the hot girls that recovers his life...lets say magic is his...'ability'. He goes to the old lady's house to get some of their Viagra...and up goes his performance...
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I was drawn to the allure of this thread xD I couldn't resist.

The AoL thing-- kind of like the hookers in GTA? Hee.
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You know, it seems so classic that it should be Link and Zelda together. Hero and Princess, and all that. But...they don't really get together, do they? With the exception of the end of AoL as somebody mentioned above, which I've never seen because I hated it too much to finish it (GASP). And it seems, based on context, that they really just admire and respect eachother, and go on with their individual "careers."
I could see Link with an un-mentioned Hylian girl, or even somebody like Malon, in the case of OoT.
I find Link humble, if slightly curious, but too gentlemanly to be forward. And he's always got a lot on his plate anyway. I always imagine post-game Link settling down with somebody homey, and as kind and humble as he is. A good and simple life, with alottments made for the occasional political to-do.

DW

I don't think Link and Zelda ever do marry, because their bloodlines are seperate in each game...even in TWW Tetra and Link aren't related in any way.
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Hi no Seijin

Can you prove that?  I know bgrugby doesn't need me to defend him, but honestly, I hope you were joking.  That's an attack on a member.  Something that we don't really like around these parts.
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Quote from: Hi no Seijin on February 03, 2007, 09:53:52 AMThat's an attack on a member.  Something that we don't really like around these parts.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what there? Er, okay, basically-- does this involve me and if so, what was the offense?