My, my, what sucky grammar we have

[oh-how-unreal]

Stairway To Heaven
(Page/Plant)

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

[Hi no Seijin]

We're past the craziness man. We're now discussing how far Hi no Seijinn's sense of humor is gone, and if we can save it.

I think his humour is still sharp, just it's really intelectual humour..

As you can tell by these two posts, humor is relative.

And the Argon Noodle goes to breton for his song...poem...thingy.  Well, it's distracting, and that's why he gets the Argon Noodle.

[oh-how-unreal]

i guess you have no ider on who made the songs i have bean posting well i will pm you hee hee :)

[Commodore Axilon]

And the Argon Noodle goes to breton for his song...poem...thingy.  Well, it's distracting, and that's why he gets the Argon Noodle.

Argon Noodle? Is that like a noodle made entirely of Argon?

[alex]

sounds yummy?

[Hi no Seijin]

Argon Noodle? Is that like a noodle made entirely of Argon?

It's actually a toenail made out of mercurian mercury, but Argon Noodle sounded better for an award.

[DW]

alex, how would Argon be edible? If it was in a solid form, it would be way in the negatives in degrees celsius, and you would die by eating it.

[Commodore Axilon]

Argon Noodle? Is that like a noodle made entirely of Argon?

It's actually a toenail made out of mercurian mercury, but Argon Noodle sounded better for an award.

What makes Mercurian Mercury different than Terran Mercury?

[alex]

yeah! what he said...

[DW]

the name, and the 'made in' label on the bottom of it.

[Hi no Seijin]

What makes Mercurian Mercury different than Terran Mercury?

Whatever you want the difference to be.

[Commodore Axilon]

What makes Mercurian Mercury different than Terran Mercury?

Whatever you want the difference to be.

That's not the answer I was hoping for. You sadden me.

[alex]

i dont know what the difference is either...

[Hi no Seijin]

That's not the answer I was hoping for. You sadden me.

"The fact that I'm not exactly what you're looking for may be more your fault than mine."--Ashleigh Brillant.

[Commodore Axilon]

That's not the answer I was hoping for. You sadden me.

"The fact that I'm not exactly what you're looking for may be more your fault than mine."--Ashleigh Brillant.

I do not know who that is, therefore I will not listen to him.