corrupt a wish game

[DW]

granted, but he sucks more.
I wish the war in Iraq was over....

[JDog]

Granted, but a war starts over here.
I wish I didn't have to corrupt that last wish.

[oracle]

Granted but you lose your wii
i wish i got some new boots.

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted but they are all ripped up and gross.
I wish I could beat this stupid Warioware level.

[MasterKeyX]

Granted, but the game explodes!

I wish i had gum.

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted, but it sticks your teeth together and you can never eat again and you die of starvation; HA HA HA!
I wish it was more fun to create wishes than to corrupt them.

[MasterKeyX]

Granted, but your head implodes

I wish i had cheese! Lots of cheese! :D

[oracle]

Granted, but its old and smell like something just die
i wish i was in japan

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted, but it turns out you're not in country Japan but a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific.
I wish that we could have some sunshine for once.

[MasterKeyX]

Granted, but you get sunbunred.

I wish i had a guitar.

[JDog]

Granted, but you don't know how to use it, nor will you ever be able to use it.
I wish our game wasn't post poned. >:( :(

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted, but you lose 120 to 0
I wish that my new furniture would come

[DW]

granted, but it hadn't been transported carefully enough and it's in splinters.
I wish we could start filming. Please, noone corrupt this...

[JDog]

granted, ok
I wish Akon would make another cd.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but it totally sucks.
I wish that I wasnt' sore from softball tryouts.