corrupt a wish game

[Pale Dim]

Granted, I have the same wish. My Vacation may have been a week long, but it was still too darn short!

[JDog]

I wish it was baseball season. its almost here!

[Pale Dim]

I wish I had TP.

[JDog]

Granted, but it dies.
I wish I had some new music to listen to.

[Pale Dim]

You make that corruption again, I'll kill you!
I wish I wasn't so darn smexy!

[JDog]

its not I'll kill you, its I kill you.

[DW]

You comes to the topic, and you denies my drop dead sexyness. For dis, I kill you.

[JDog]

I wish there was something else on tv.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but you have no TV.

I wish that I had an army of carnivorous crows to take over the world with.

[JDog]

granted, but I become super powerful and use my random orcs and elves and slain you and your army and then I over power the world.
I wish Usher would make a new cd.

[DW]

granted, but you are the only one who gets it and it turns out to be an exploding death trap made by terrorists.

I wish I would stop forgetting to make a wish.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but you just are too lazy to wish.

[JDog]

I wish basketball season didn't end so soon :(

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but one game lasts so long you never can leave the field, NEVER. EVEEEERRR!!!!

I wish that people would stop worrying about global warming, one volcanoe exploding can do more Ozone Layer Heating than the entire world industry can in 5 years. And the Ozone Layer is only 2 or 3 degrees above normal. Yeah, we're going to die REALLY soon of global warming.  ::)

[DW]

Granted, but then they blow cockroach domination out of proportion.
I wish we would all just get along :(