Bomb Shelter

[MagmarFire]

*joins MajoraKirby and TW*

[MasterKeyX]

*kicks down door*

I wanna play Saturn too!!  :(

[TP Zelda]

*sits in empty room*

Hello?

*something moves*

:-[

[Axel]

becomes bored*

[Takun]

*alien spawn once again rips through chest*

MajoraKirby: SHFAUHGASUDGAHGA *dies*

Alien Spawn: SOMEONE ORDER LO MEIN?! *pulls several boxes of lo mein out of Majorakirby's chest*

[Keaton]

THIS THREAD IS NOW THIRD PERSON

YOU MUST ACT AS THOUGH YOU ARE TELLING A STORY, OR YOUR POST WILL BE BALEETED

Tacheon walked back into the main room, cradling a bottle of Smirnof in his arms.  He plopped down on the couch, which responded by giving a weak, dusty oof.

[Takun]

The empty shell that was once MajoraKirby crawls his way over to Tacheon, eager for booze.

[Commodore Axilon]

"Fool!" cried the filthy hobo, "dis is beink my booze!"  Indeed the vagrant's veins coursed with a thick oil-like substance that prevented him from ever willfully parting with his precious alcohol.  The man hailed from deep within the Siberian tundra, and was once a top agent for the KGB, but he fled once he heard the Cold War was over.  There was no way this young American punk was going to get the bottle from this prime Russian specimen.

[Zelda Veteran]

ZV thinks Tacheon has the potential to be greatness at HA2.

[Commodore Axilon]

Commodore thinks ZV is not very good at telling stories.

[Zelda Veteran]

ZV meant to say Commodore, but for some reason said Tacheon instead. However, now ZV thinks of taking it back.

[Commodore Axilon]

Yeah, well Commodore wouldn't want to be part of your stupid club anyway.

...

[Takun]

As MajoraKirby removes the cap from his precious booze he notices a filthy Russian hobo charging at him. Angered he quickly guzzles down the booze, ready for an inebriated through down.

[Twilight Wolf]

Although Twilight Wolf had no idea why it was now necessary to speak in third-person perspective, he shrugged it off and decided to go with it. After all, a bit of variety is good for you, isn't it?, he reasoned.

With this thought in his mind, he walked casually back to the back room to play Saturn games with MajoraKirby, MagmarFire, and MasterKey0. Good thing I thought to bring my six-player multitap! thought Twilight Wolf to himself as he plugged in the controllers.

[Takun]

Realizing that TW was about to discover that he was no longer playing Saturn, MajoraKirby zig-zagged towards the game room, yelling, "asghagahpruyqehaieh!?"
TRANSLATION: WAIT MY GOOD SIR! I'M ON MY WAY TO PLAY FANTASTICAL GAMES WITH YOU, MAGMARFIRE, AND MASTERKEY!
But instead he hits a wall and passes out.