Bomb Shelter

[Keaton]

ZV meant to say Commodore, but for some reason said Tacheon instead. However, now ZV thinks of taking it back.

Tacheon now considers ZV to be a douche.

[Takun]

Remember kids, douching is bad mmmkay.

[Keaton]

Remember kids, douching is bad mmmkay.

Indeed.  Not only does it kill the bad bacteria, it also kills the good ones-- leaving your wobbly bits open to infection.

[Takun]

*nod nod*
When we learned it in science class we all wanted to make black tee shirts with big white letters saying
"DON'T DOUCHE!"
Annnnnywho, what ever happened to that hobo? In the ball pit? He was russian? Wanted booze?

[Commodore Axilon]

why were you learning about douches in science class ?

[MasterKeyX]

Sounds like an interesting curriculum you got there.

[Takun]

why were you learning about douches in science class ?

In my school science is not binded to one subject. But in fact covers many different topics, at the end of the year our subject was sexual education. As we do not have a separate class for the subject.

[Commodore Axilon]

where do you live ?

Compton ?

[Twilight Wolf]

Tacheon will destroy them for not speaking in third-person! thought a panicked Twilight Wolf.

[Takun]

That was funny, MAJORAKIRBY literally laughed out loud at 4:30 in the morning.

[Keaton]

Tacheon agreed with Twilight Wolf, cackling wickedly as he sharpened his katana.

[Takun]

MajoraKirby reads his last post over, realizing with a horrible fury that his post has been mod edited! He pulls out a katana of his own and charges at Tacheon

[Keaton]

Tacheon rose, Elanore glinting wickedly in the false halogen light.  He casually lifted his blade ever so slightly, forcing MajoraKirby's thrust to glance off to the side.  In doing do, MajoraKirby was left staggering defenselessly off to the right.  Tacheon rapped him firmly on the spinal column with the hilt of his blade, and caught him as he fell.

[DW]

Shadow_Goris kills everyone because he is the master of cheese

[Takun]

As MajoraKirby lays limp in the arms of his opponent, awful memories of his spinal tap in the hospital come back to him, he begins to weep uncontrollably in the fetal position.