The Vending Machine Game!

[Keaton]

You get nothing.   Welcome to capitalism!


I put in a vending machine.

[Twilight Wolf]

You get antimatter.

I put in a broken PlayStation 2.

[Carpet Merchant]

You get an X-box.

Puts in 999 rupees

[DarkZelda]

You get a bigger wallet.

I put in myspace.

[Hi no Seijin]

You get a stalker.

I put in another stalker.

[DW]

You get a photo of yourself getting out of a car with no underwear on.

I put in a small chihuahua.

[DarkZelda]

Usted consigue Taco Bell.

I put in an N64

[Hi no Seijin]

You get a photo of yourself getting out of a car with no underwear on.

With my sex unclear, that could prove disastrous.

[Twilight Wolf]

I think it might prove disastrous anyways. Oh, and you broke the rules. You never told DarkZelda what she won, and you also didn't put anything in the machine. Bad HNS.

Anyways, DarkZelda, you get a Playstation.

I put in an alarm clock.

[Carpet Merchant]

You get a rooster.

I shake the machine until something falls out.

[Twilight Wolf]

You get a piece of paper with "Cheaters never prosper" written on it.

I put in a pair of iPod earbuds.

[DarkZelda]

You get a pile of ash.

I put in Navi.

[Twilight Wolf]

You get an infinite tape loop of "Hey! Listen!"

I put in a crescent wrench.

[Keaton]

You get a Big Daddy.


I put in a twenty-kiloton nuclear warhead.

[darkphantomime]

You get to ride the bomb.

I put in Dr. Strangelove.