The Vending Machine Game!

[Twilight Wolf]

You get a Mario hammer.

I put in a blank CD-R.

[darkphantomime]

You get a mod-chip

I put in Dawn of the Dead.

[Hi no Seijin]

You get a parody.

I put in an eraser.

[darkphantomime]

You get nothing

I put in Kirby.

[DW]

You get a slightly rectangular pink blob with a coin slot.

I put in Nicole Richie. (She'd fit, wouldn't she?)

[Carpet Merchant]

You get a stick.

I put in Belgium.

[Keaton]

You get waffles!  >:3


I put in entropy.

[Carpet Merchant]

You get a paradox.

I put in 1.21 jigawatts.

[Keaton]

You get a gajillabomb.


I put in a pound of Shylock's flesh.

[Twilight Wolf]

You get sixteen ounces of prevention.

I put in a bricked PSP.

[Keaton]

You get a rocket launcher covered with bleu cheese.




I put in an automatic external defibrillator.

[Twilight Wolf]

You get a real shock.

I put in a Pandora's battery to help fix the bricked PSP I put in.

[Keaton]

You get a contained black hole.

I put in Gamefreak.

[Twilight Wolf]

You become administrator of The Desert Colossus forums.

I put in a piece of paper asking nicely for the PSP and battery back.

[Keaton]

You get a conciliatory black hole, informing you that he cannot return things that he has super-condensed.  He gives you $100 as reparation, though.


I put in a bad fanfic.