My, my, what sucky grammar we have

[violinist]

Let's see, I'm at an ECL of 10; eight levels in duskblade and two in dragon disciple.  I have a flaming magical beast bane morning star, upgraded from a +1 morning star specifically for use agaisnt owlbears.  My base attack bonus with the morning star alone beats the owlbears Armor Class of 15 by one (+9 base attack bonus, +1 from using a +1 weapon, +2 for the weapon having a bane effective against the owlbear, +4 from my strength modifier).  As a duskblade, I can cast touch spells into my weapon, which I usually do.  So for damage, we have a d8 from the morning star, a d6 for being a flaming morning star, 2d6 for being a bane weapon effective against owlbears, and 5d6 for the shocking grasp in in the morning star.  Seeing as how that won't be enough, I can quick cast scorching ray, using two rays.  My base attack bonus for that (+9 for base attack bonus, +2 for DEX mod.) beats the owlbears touch AC by one.  Each ray does 4d6, so I'd be adding another 8d6 of damage.  Assuming I don't crit fumble or crit on any of the attacks, let's roll damage.  *rolls a crapload of dice*  I dealt 71 points of damage to the owlbear, which only has, on average, 52 HP.  In D&D, 0 HP is disabled, -1 through -9 is unconscious and dying, and -10 is dead.  The owlbear is at -19 HP.  Yeah, against one owlbear, I would win.

that would be my reason.

[Commodore Axilon]

*coughDORKcoughcough*

Dude, if you really want to piss off HNS then you call him a "nerd," not a "dork." Basic intarweb protocol, man.

[DW]

ditto ;)

the real question is, can your sniper squirrels defeat my eskimo legion?

[violinist]

Dude, if you really want to piss off HNS then you call him a "nerd," not a "dork." Basic intarweb protocol, man.

i dont think your suposed to use that word.

[DW]

what word? They are both allowed.

[Commodore Axilon]

Actually, there was a big hoopla about using the word "piss," but it wasn't included in the list, so I think it's okay.

[Mysterious F.]

Piss is only considered bad if used to directly insult someone.

JQ, that wasn't a very nice thing to say.

*Melts JQ*

[darkphantomime]

But the man likes being called a dork!

*douses kannochi's flames with CO₂ Foam*

[Mysterious F.]

The 'flames' were logs, Sasuke Uchiha!  ;D

(Note: Anyone who watches Naruto: The Abridged Series will understand the joke)

[DW]

hehe. darn, why am I always confusing logs with people?

[Mysterious F.]

And then there's Sakura, who does absolutely nothing.

[Mysterious F.]

Also, I actually just plain old directly melt the target rather than use fire or anything, so that was useless, JQ.

[Commodore Axilon]

Ha! Double post!

epic fail

[Commodore Axilon]

Ha! Double post!

epic fail

[darkphantomime]

YOu forgot a law of thermodynamics. YOu can't melt something without the use of a heat source. So if your source of heat ain't a flame, then what is it?