Questions with Stupid Answers! (Game)

[Zelda Veteran]

Because GOD SAID SO!!! >:(

Why do i keep doing that? :P

[Hi no Seijin]

Because you want to be struck with a bolt of flowers.

Why is Tweedle Dee not Tweedle Dum?

[JDog]

Cause, I don't know what your talking about.
Why did our varsity win by like 50 points?

[Hi no Seijin]

Maybe because your varsity team is that freaking amazing?

Why do you insist on asking us questions about your personal life?

[JDog]

Cause i feel like it...
How come there is varsity and jv basketball? And not just one big highschool basketball team?

[Hi no Seijin]

Because the school board thinks with a different kind of logic than most other people.  Here's a good question:  Why did the school board come into existance?  Surely a multi-tasking walrus could do the job better.

[DW]

It is a long story involving the Eskimo Legion and a few specially full bottles of vodka.

why do I talk about the Eskimo Legion?

[JDog]

Cause you talk about weird stuff!
How come drake and josh are such stupid but funny people?

[KorkiKid]

Cause one of them is fat.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?!

[Mysterious F.]

Life has no meaning, only machine intelligence is important on a riptict scale. (Many thanks to a TV show saying that.)

What will happen to the meteor flying over Mars? (not actually happening)

[JDog]

It will blow up the entire planet!
How come it hurts when you take a charge to a person bigger than you, but not smaller than you?

[darkphantomime]

It's called Inertia compounded with momentum. The equation for momentum is M = A x Mass.

Why am I such a physics nerd?

[Vaati]

Because I'm eating Nerds (the candy, not a person ;D) Why do I have to read "Nothing But The Truth" for English?  :-*

[JDog]

Cause the person making you is evil.
Why do I have to get ride of my facial hair cause of basketball? I look totally different. And younger. ;D

[Mysterious F.]

TMI!

Why did he have to ask that?