Re:the most disturbing Moment in Zelda History

[Lokes]

Can you hack into his criminal profile as well? I think he actually got that eyeball frog thingy illegally.  8)

[IronKnuckle]

Ya if I remember right, Eyeball Fish are only leagal in Cuba, North Korea, Vietnam, and Deleware ;D.

[Hi no Seijin]

Can you hack into his criminal profile as well? I think he actually got that eyeball frog thingy illegally.  8)

Already did, and he didn't.  Link was the one who got it illegally.

[DW]

Doesn't Link also have a warrant for stealing a horse as well?

[IronKnuckle]

Seeing as how Link keps most of his stuff behind his shield, doesnt that qualify for consealed wepontry charges? Not to menton he keeps walking into other peoples houses and breaking their pottery. He cuts down grass in public areas and when into Hyrule Castle, Gerudo's Fortress, Gerudo Pirates Hideout, Sakons Hideout, Ganon's Castle, and about 20 diffrent doungeons without the owners permission.And hes kill countless endangered spiecies like wolfos, Skulltillas, Real Bombchus, ect.

These evil crimes must stop.

[DW]

oh yeah...Grand Theft Hyrule time lol

[Mysterious F.]

And he stole my wallet!

[Lokes]

Yeah, about Link stealing and all. Did you ever see him putting a  pair of socks in his pockets? I think he stole mine last night.

[Mysterious F.]

Not to mention how he constantly steals stuff in LA.

[DW]

he gets his just rewards there though. You can actually cheat the shopkeeper out of a few hundred rupees in LA.

[Evahn]

Link can steal stuff from the bird in Faron Woods in TP.

[IronKnuckle]

Not to mention that goron room in MM.

[DW]

In OoT he smuggled excessive amounts of illegal paraphernelia to get his hands on a weapon too big to conceal.

[Mysterious F.]

He also joined an evil crime sindicate called The Evil Crime Sindicate to gain his hands on alot of money.

[DW]

no wonder we can't stop that syndicate..they have stayed undercover with a tricky name...