corrupt a wish game

[JDog]

granted, but its bad news.
I wish I could start in all the games and do good in it, no corruption please.

[Vaati]

I wish I wasn't so busy with Christmas shopping, making my hat, and recoloring my background for January.

[JDog]

Granted, but you die.

[Vaati]

Of course I do!  ;D I wish I didn't have to die so much.  ;D

[DW]

Granted, but you will be reincarnated as Tingle, and will have to live with Ezlo constantly sending assasins after you and sending you fake rupees.

I wish hot dogs and hot dog buns were sold in equal amounts instead of the dogs in ten packs and buns in eight packs.(yes random but it infuriates me that you never have the same amount)

[Vaati]

Granted, but they're moldy. I wish I had PH right now.

[JDog]

Granted, but I kill you.
I wish people weren't so mean.

[DW]

Granted, but now everybody is a drooling idiot who follows you idolizes you for being the only non idiot and follows youaround forever, asking you stupid questions in loud nasally voices...oh, and Tingle will to.

I wish Ezlo was real

[JDog]

Granted, but he kills you.
I wish I wasn't so bored.

[MasterKeyX]

granted, but for only 10 seconds

i wish it were Christmas Eve!

[JDog]

Granted, but Christmas never comes.

[Vaati]

I wish I knew where Vaati lived, I would so stalk him!  :D And no, Eragon, he will NOT kill me!  ;D  

[JDog]

Or will he?
Granted, but you kill him. ;D ;D ;D

[Vaati]

Oh, I couldn't do that to him! :) I wish I had some pizza, ham, or lamb.--No poison!

[JDog]

Granted, but there is a bone in the piece that you bite, and it stabs you in the throat and you die. ;D Im so Violent.
I wish I weren't so violent.