corrupt a wish game

[JDog]

Granted, but I kill you and take it from you.
I wish it was Christmas.

[MagmarFire]

Granted; just look at the time I sent this! :P

I wish that there were MANY more Avatar fan movies that I can watch. :D

[DW]

Granted, but they all suck.I wish I could get a model.

[MasterKeyX]

granted, but it implodes.

i wish i had another Wii-ote.

[DW]

Granted, but Kappa comes over to use your Wii, and while he's playing the strap breaks and it flies into your temple and kills you.(Geez Kappa, see what you make me do?)
I wish Santa was real...

[JDog]

Granted, but you sit on him, and he dies.
I wish my cell phone would activate. :(

[DW]

Granted, but when it activates you realize it's a bomb and explodes and kills you.(Finally you get killed.)
I wish nothing non-lethal would happen to me.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but you catch a prion disease, which completely paralyzes you. :P

I wish that there was a guarantee that the stores are open tomorrow. :D

[DW]

Granted, but they burn down the night before.
I wish nothing bad would happen to this wish!

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but something bad happens to YOU! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! :P

I wish that something bad happened to neither this wish nor me! :D

[DW]

Granted, but everybody you know is hit on the head with a brick.
I wish nothing bad would ever happen to anything or anyone ever again.

[JDog]

Granted, but ummmmmm.
I wish this day wasn't so boring.

[Vaati]

Granted, but you're busy. I wish I could have gotten Minish Cap keychains.

[JDog]

Granted, but you lose it.
I wish I had something to do.

[Vaati]

Granted, but it's you getting annoyed by me. I wish Winter Break was longer.