corrupt a wish game

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, he corrects you.

I wish it were raining bunnies!

[JDog]

Granted, but they all go down on your house, and it explodes.
I wish I wasn't so tired from playing basketball.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but a giant peanut butter and pastrami sandwich eats you.

I wish weeeeeeeeee!

[JDog]

What the Navi?
I wish that wasn't so confusing.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but you still don't understand it do to aliens.

I wish that something would happen.

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted, but that something is an atomic bomb.
I wish I would do really well on this project.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but you lose it in a hurricane and the teach fails you.

[Baka Nezumi]

That's not very nice.
I wish that hurricane didn't happen.

[JDog]

Granted, but which one?
I wish I knew which one!

[DW]

Granted, but it's the one swallowing you up.
I wish there weren't any more racist riots at my friends school.

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted, as a hater of racism I won't corrupt that.
I wish for my nothing.

[JDog]

Granted, but what?
I wish I could join every zelda forum in the world and have time for each and every single one of them!

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted, but everyone hates you there.
I wish that my dog was smarter.

[JDog]

Granted, but it becomes so smart, that it figures out a way to destroy the earth and the earth then goes bye bye.
I wish there wasn't any snow outside.

[Baka Nezumi]

Granted, but in its place are millions of zombies that would like to eat your brain.
I wish for *insert wish here*