corrupt a wish game

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but some scientists will start experimenting on with your  abilitites until you die and then use their research to start a world war that would end up destroying the world!!!

I wish someone had noticed the error on my last wish...

[Mr. bubbles]

Granted, But everyone laughs.
I wish i had Triangle hero 2.

[Peka]

Granted, but it'll turn out to be Octogon Hero 2.

I wish it wasn't so cold outside, and inside.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but it gets so hot that everything melts into an unidentifiable blob.

I wish I knew someone who had a Sega Saturn.

[Vaati]

Granted, but they're really mean.
I wish the mall wasn't always so crowded around Christmas.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but then it's completely empty. All the time. Then you get too creeped out to go there any more.

I wish I had more money...

[JDog]

Granted, but you spend it all on useless things and then have no money and can never earn an other cent in your life.

I wish for it to be christmas.

[Peka]

Granted, but it'll be over at 12:00 tonight.

I wish I knew what I was getting for Christmas.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but it'll spoil Christmas for you. (It would in real life, you know.)

I wish I had room for more game systems in my room.

[Vaati]

Granted, but then it's completely empty. (except for the games) All the time. Then you get too creeped out to go there any more.

I wish I could get the hang of the Insert Hyperlink thing.  :-*

[BaconWarrior]

granted, but your computer soon breaks afterwords.

I wish I had Halo 3

[Vaati]

Granted, but it sucks.
I wish the snow hadn't melted.

[JDog]

Granted, but you can't go out and enjoy it because you get grounded by your parents
I wish for a wish.

[BaconWarrior]

granted but you dont know what to wish for

I wish I had a dodge viper

[Vaati]

Granted, but you find out that is was made in a sweatshop.
I wish people would start sending me stories for HyMagazine's Midna Madness section.