corrupt a wish game

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but you have five tests on Friday.

I wish that I didn't get adrenaline rushes when I compete at things... :-*

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but without said adrenaline rushes, you do very poorly.

I wish I knew when the Sega Saturn backup cartridge I ordered from Japan would be here...

[Rinku]

Granted, but they're now coming when Jack Thompson starts playing Mortal Kombat, gets addicted to Grand Theft Auto, and declares Master Chief a god.

I wish they would serve something for lunch at school that wasn't either cold or tasted like mulch.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but you don't like the new food nearly as much as you liked the old food.

I wish I could save my progress in Panzer Dragoon.

[Vaati]

Granted, but it gets deleted later.
I wish Hanukkah wasn't over.  :(

[Kairi]

Granted, but you get no presents.

*sings*I wish I could fly.like a bird in the sky.*sings*(I know,I'm obssed with singing.)

[Peka]

Granted, but your wings will give out at an altitude of 1,553 feet!  (Like Icarus)

I wish I had magic.

[Mr. bubbles]

Granted, But every time you use it somthin goes really really bad.

I wish that we had snowdays until friday.

[Vaati]

Granted, but then you get into an intense magic feud with me and I kill you. jk.
I wish I owned Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. (I'm just borrowing it)

[Mr. bubbles]

Granted, But it breaks and the memory card dies along with the PS2. I wish that i could stop time.

[Vaati]

Granted, but something goes wrong and you're stuck in a timeless universe.
I wish the goblins would come and take the garbage away.

[Peka]

Granted, but 'away' would mean in your room.

I wish I had something I wanted for Christmas... ::)

[Vaati]

Granted, but you immediately get tired of it once you get it.
I wish I could have free downloads to any songs I want.

[Peka]

Granted, but the FBI will trail you down and get you!   >:(

I wish I wasn't a procrastinator...

[Vaati]

Granted, but umm...you die? (sorry, there's nothing bad about not procrastinating)
I wish I could have thought up a better corruption.