corrupt a wish game

[BaconWarrior]

granted but then you break your leg

i wish I had GH2

[Takun]

Granted but my leg bone bakes and flings off and into it.

I wish that I could shoot energy blasts from my hands.

[BaconWarrior]

granted but you burn your hand

i wish I could turn invisible

[Takun]

Granted but you lose your train of thought and stay like that perminatly, causing you to go mad.

I wish I could summon creatures from Zelda

[JDog]

Granted, but they all kill you.
I wish Jackie Chane had a bit more humor in him.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but you laugh so hard that something inside you that you never even knew existed ruptures. You better see a doctor.

I wish that one of the games I wanted didn't require you to play for two hours straight. I would never be able to play it all the way through.

[BaconWarrior]

granted but now its 14 hours

I wish that I had world of warcraft.

[Takun]

Granted but your computor gets a virus and blows up. The virus spreads to every comp in your house (just in case)

I wish my wow character would hurry up and get to lvl 20

[BaconWarrior]

granted but then your computer(s) catches on fire and then your obducted by aliens so you cant get a new one.

I wish for more bacon.

[Takun]

Granted but it gets obducted by some very familiar alians.

I wish the alians would let me go.

[Vaati]

Granted, but I won't.
I wish my sister would stop getting on my case about the bedsheets.

[BaconWarrior]

granted but then your house gets obducted by aliens

i wish my bacon hadnt got obducted

[Bboy94]

Granted, then a I ated it.

I wish bacon wasn't so nasty.

[BaconWarrior]

Granted but it gets nastier

I wish you hadnt eatin my bacon

[Takun]

Granted, but the aliens come back and obduct it because I convinced Vaati to throw a bacon party.