corrupt a wish game

[Vaati]

Granted, but it's for seven years and Ganon has taken over the world when you wake up.
I wish we didn't have to have finals.  :-*

[DarkZelda]

Granted, but then a bomb explodes....somewhere near you.

I wish...for nothing.

[DW]

Granted, but that includes no air.

I wish for active posters on HA2.

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted. I trap you in the void between dimentions.

I wish for a chupaqueso and a coke.

[Peka]

Granted, but they're both poisoned with something that makes you do the chicken dance at awkward times.

I wish Meta Knight had stronger moves in SSBB.

[DarkZelda]

Granted, but he still sucks.

I wish for a new Movie.

[Keaton]

Granted, but you can never watch it.

I wish my wishes could never be corrupted.

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted. From now on they will be misinterperted.

I wish for happiness and wisdom for the next three posters.

[Keaton]

Granted, but they all wanted to be ignorant self-haters-- and they gang up on you and kill you instead.

I wish more people could be as active and entertaining as CM.

[DW]

Granted, but they are active on notfourchan.

I wish notfourchan didn't exist.

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted, but in it's place an even greater menace has emerged. THE TINGLE FANGIRL HOMEPAGE!

I wish I could turn the sun on and off.

[Keaton]

Granted, but the power for the switch relies on the sun itself.  Once you turn it off, you can never turn it back on!

I wish for the second coming of Christ.

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted! But as you know, the lord will deny his own return, and you never figure out who he is.

I wish for the 8th Harry Potter book.

[Keaton]

Granted, but it starts with, "I may be a Hogwarts student, but I'm also a Satanist."

I wish I was better at art.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but nobody likes your work and you quit.

I wish there was a Play 'N' Trade that I don't have to go out of town to go to.