corrupt a wish game

[Keaton]

Granted.  A giant planet crushes you anime-style.

I wish nobody hated me.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted. Mr. Jack Nobody is now your worst enemy.

I wish that giant planet hadn't crushed me... I was just getting into some serious Radiant Silvergun action.

[Keaton]

Granted, the tiny planet crushed you instead.


I wish more people talked in Iambic Pentameter.

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted, but you are cursed to speak in Haiku forever, and are shunned as an outcast.

I wish for a more cheerful idea for a poem.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but everyone is so disgusted by how happy it is.

I wish "No Country For Old Men" had had a better ending... it ruined a great movie.

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted! But now it stars Eminem and Vince Vaughn. :'(

I wish I hadn't done that.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but it still has the same disappointing ending.

I wish I could come up with a username for a YouTube account... I always hate this part of signing up for stuff.

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted! But it's taken. ::)

(are you an anime fan at all?)

I wish.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but.

And yes, I like a few animes (or anime, whatever the plural is.) Why?

I wish my camera's software wouldn't crash every time I try to watch a video I took.

[Carpet Merchant]

When I make a username, I like to pick an anime character and make reference to them. Like Naruto=Ramenlover91 or Ed Elric= I.M.notshort08

Anyway:
Now it only crashes 99 times out of 100

I wish for a new ask ezlo response.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but he only answers questions about Geometry.

I wish that there was no such thing as Media Mail.

[Keaton]

Granted, but I hate you.


I wish this forums had more members.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted. They're called "bots."

I wish I had better luck with eBay.

[Keaton]

Granted.  You wake up the next morning married to it, though.



I wish that they made a newer version of Majora's Mask that was faultless and wonderful in every way.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but it's Nintendo's last game ever. Looks like Wii owners will be forced to "graduate" to the Xbox 360.

I wish I had an Xbox 360... I really want to be able to play online. The Wii's online experience has been majorly disappointing.