corrupt a wish game

[Water Within]

Granted but Skywalker kills you.

I wish I spoke German.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but the one who teaches you is my German teacher, so you don't really learn anything. 

I wish I had a better German teacher.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted but you end up learning french instead....

I wish to not be sleepy...

[Water Within]

Granted, but then you never sleep and you are forever bored.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but you end up learning french instead....

I wish to not be sleepy...

Actually, I like this better! Thanks! 

Granted, but then you never sleep and you are forever bored.

Think you're all that, huh? Too good to make a wish, eh? Well, I get it. No soup for you.

I wish for a corruption for this wish.

[alex]

I wish for a corruption for this wish.

uhm.. i wish i knew how to cunningly respond to this wish...

[Mysterious F.]

OMG alex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're back!!! 

[alex]

haha, yessss. i am 

yet my wish remains unanswered...

[Mysterious F.]

Oh yes, of course:

I wish for a corruption for this wish.

uhm.. i wish i knew how to cunningly respond to this wish...

Granted, but you choose not to.

I wish for nachos.

[alex]

granted, but your mouth falls off so you cannot eat them
if that is infact what you were planning on doing with the nachos...
idk why else anyone would wish for nachos

BUT ANYWAY, to my wish:
i wish i could think of a username that is way cooler than my actual name

[Water Within]

Granted, but someone takes it before you.

I wish Pea-Tear would get on AIM

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but he puts you on his ignore list.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[alex]

granted, but now instead of tired, you are completely bored.

which is worse? fatigue or boredom??

i wish i didnt have to take senior pictures...

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, because the school drops you back down to freshman year and forces you to take all four years of high school again.

I wish for a wish.

[alex]

why must you always wish for confusing difficult things?!
you know what, NO. your face explodes so you dont get a wish. THERE, WISH CORRUPTED!

i wish my boyfriend would come home soooooon.