SPAM TOPIC

[Commodore Axilon]

This is a topic for spam as outlined by member "Whocares" in this thread.

Please don't go off topic!

[Mysterious F.]

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That is my two cents.

[Commodore Axilon]

that isn't a lot of money at all Whocares

what are you trying to pull ?

[MagmarFire]

yer leg dats wat

[Mysterious F.]

No, I'm trying to break a leg. Hopefully his.  

[Commodore Axilon]

yeah but i'll get a sweet wheelchair out of the deal

then we'll see who's laughing

[Mysterious F.]

Well then, all I'll have to do is loosen the wheels and you're wheel chair won't really be useful.  

[Keaton]

Murder isn't funny.

Murder kills.

Are you a killer?

Like Twilight Wolf?

But at least HE just kills Jews...

[Fishalicious]

-jew- CRAP.

[Commodore Axilon]

jewfish

[Fishalicious]

roaar

[Keaton]

The vital apparatus vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in 3... 2... 1...

The Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber.  Please take care of it.

The Portal device is able to withstand temperatures up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.  Rest assured there is no risk of a malfunction during your victory candescence.

We did have some good times though, right?  Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire and I said, "Good-bye," and you were like, "NOOOO WAYYYYY," and I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you."  That was great.

Why don't you marry that thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does if you love it so much?  Do you want to marry it?  WELL I WON'T LET YOU!  How does that feel?

What, you don't believe me?  Here, let me put you on:  "Helloooo!"  THERE!  THAT'S YOU!  THAT'S HOW STUPID YOU SOUND!

[Commodore Axilon]

you know when Portal was funny Tacheon ?

ABOUT EIGHT MONTHS AGO

[Keaton]

IT'S STILL FUNNY YOU SON OF A GUN

[Commodore Axilon]

PISTOLS AT DAWN