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[Keaton]

I've got a free tale, so pay at the door.
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.
One bright day (in the middle of the night)
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard this noise
He came and killed those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too.

[Commodore Axilon]

drew their swords and shot each other ?

is the author aware of the physical limitations of bladed weaponry ? ! ?

[Keaton]

That's where the story lost it's credibility, Commodore?

Really?

[Commodore Axilon]

have you ever seen a man shoot a sword ?

[Keaton]

They shot with their swords.

Baka.

[Commodore Axilon]

FINE

have you ever seen a man shoot with a sword ?

[Keaton]

Well there was this one time, back in 'Nam...

[MagmarFire]

FINE

have you ever seen a man shoot with a sword ?

*in singsong* Final Fantasy VIII...

[Commodore Axilon]

i don't believe you actually shoot projectiles with a gunblade

i could be mistaken as i've never actually played the game in question

[MagmarFire]

well in Kingdom Hearts he shoots fire out of it

projectile case closed hararahahar

[Keaton]

Sorry, Mags, we're referring to good games.

[Commodore Axilon]

oh no he did not

[Keaton]

oh but he did

[Commodore Axilon]

you're cruisin for a bruisin there boyo

[Twilight Wolf]

Are you a killer?

Like Twilight Wolf?

But at least HE just kills Jews...

As I have told Mr. Black before, I am not, and never will be, a Nazi. I have a deep respect for the Jewish people and their history. Nazi-ism goes against my core beliefs. Maybe I didn't tell him those exact words, but these words at least fit in with what I did tell him. In summary, he's a liar, and if he says otherwise, don't believe him, as he's a liar.

Thank you.