Scenes from a hat

[Carpet Merchant]

There would be no internet trolls.

Ten Thousand Points.

*draws*
Confusing battle cries.

[Keaton]

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[MagmarFire]

RETREAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!

[DW]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY DOLLS?

[Keaton]

FOR THE HONOR OF FRANCE

[DW]

I'M ONLY HERE FOR THE REFRESHMENTS.

[Keaton]

LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEMANS

[MagmarFire]

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING!!!!

[Carpet Merchant]

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING!!!!

500 Points for the Anchorman reference.

FOR THE HONOR OF FRANCE

1000 Points. 


*draws*
Giving your date's parents too much information.

[DW]

"You can be assured, Mr. Sanchez, I have no intention of engaging your daughter intimately on the first date. Last time I did the girl got pregnant, and that was just a mess."

[MagmarFire]

"Don't worry, Mrs. Johnson; I'll be done with her by ten o'clock tomorrow morning."

[Keaton]

"Don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, the doctor said the rash would clear up in a week or so."

[Hi no Seijin]

"Don't worry, Mr. Dobbs, the police haven't caught me in two years."

[Keaton]

It's cool, I haven't been able to get excited for years, anyhow.

[darkphantomime]

I can assure you madame Strawberry, I have full knowledge on proper condom usage.