WHY ARE TACHEON LOCK THREAD

[The Glamour Nazi]

WASN'T ME IT WAS HIM!!!!

my favorite quantity of poop would have to be the large quantity

BLAME SHIKA!!!!

[DW]

* Shika twitches on the ground, mutilated.

[Darth Wyndisis]

OMG WHY IS THIS STICKYD?

[Darth Wyndisis]

AND WHY DID IT CHANG MY ?S TO MSILYS?

[The Glamour Nazi]

LOL?

[Keaton]

and doesn't know where come!  But I decide to write anyway.

[Twilight Wolf]

and doesn't know where come!  But I decide to write anyway.

UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty

[Keaton]

OH NO WHEIR DID HEADCRAB COME FROM

Ghordon wents to get his crowbarb ut it was missing, so had to borrow a claymore sword

he hits the headcrab and Jimm was okay, but his head was cut.

"Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks."

"HAha," they laughed.

[Twilight Wolf]

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T

Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad guy from the game said "I have take the isotope and it will cause meltdown!"

"NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!" Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there.

"IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS"

"TOO LATE" and the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize

"Ew must escapes out of here fastly" but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.

[Keaton]

"This is Gordon Freeman.  How do we contain meltdown?  I know!"

[Twilight Wolf]

And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Dallas wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean.

[Keaton]

"Hooray!  I succeeded at winning the mission!"

[Twilight Wolf]

Not so fast, Mr. Gordon

[Keaton]

What happens next?

You decide!

[The Glamour Nazi]

Roll a die if ti is a 1 3 or 7 go to paeg 1248 if it is a 2 4 or 5 go to paeg 352357 if ti is six you loose.