The KITTENS ^_______^;;;;;; formerly known as Bowbwah

[Mysterious F.]

I'll get the certificate approved to make it official, Commodore. You distract them while I escape.

[Keaton]

I'll get the certificate approved to make it official, Commodore. You distract them while I escape.

wat

[Commodore Axilon]

i'm as confused as you are

[MagmarFire]

ahahahahahah!  YOU'RE SCREWED NOW, BUDDY

thats wat she said

[/bad joke]

[Zelda Veteran]

ahahahahahah!  YOU'RE SCREWED NOW, BUDDY

thats wat she said

[/bad joke]

She usually wouldn't say that until afterword. THEN she tells you she clipped the condom.

[Mysterious F.]

Okay, the certificate was officially approved.

This topic now belongs to Commodore. He will now do whatever he wants with this topic.  ;)

[Commodore Axilon]

okay

this topic is now about kittens

let's talk about kittens guys

[Keaton]

kthen

[darkphantomime]

I want a kitten... But College dorms don't allow pets >: (

[Twilight Wolf]

okay

this topic is now about kittens

WAR KITTENS?!?

[Commodore Axilon]

HUEG KITTENS

THAT COULD CRUSH YOU

[Twilight Wolf]

Cool.

Do they come with instructions?

[Commodore Axilon]

THE ONLY INSTRUCTION

IS THAT YOU OBEY THEIR EVERY COMMAND

[Twilight Wolf]

Can I pet them?

[Commodore Axilon]

YOU CAN PET THE WALL OF THEIR UPPER INTESTINE