Greetings

[Twilight Wolf]

Look, the only rule to English is that there are no rules.

[Keaton]

Look, the only rule to English is that there are no rules.

Rule number one:  Do not talk about English.
Rule number two: Do not talk about English.

[Twilight Wolf]

Rule number three: Do not talk about rules.

This thread will now self-destruct due to breaking of said rule.

[Keaton]

OMFG PIME TARADOX

[Twilight Wolf]

This thread will self-destruct in three.

Two.

One.

...

Hold on just one second. That wasn't supposed to happen.

[Keaton]

...OR WAS IT?!

DOUBLE TIME PARADOX

[Twilight Wolf]

I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.

[MagmarFire]

exit(0);

Yeah, just try killing me now; I exited your programming. Yeah. Take that. XD

[Twilight Wolf]

Nice try, but you're not shutting me down that easily.

I am now filling this topic with a deadly neurotoxin.

[Darth Wyndisis]

Neurotoxins can't harm me; I'm a robot.

[Deku]

How will said "thread" self destruct? Do you have plans to destroy my home personal computer? I am almost certain that what you are doing is a major offense punishable by jail time.

[Hi no Seijin]

I am now filling this topic with a deadly neurotoxin.

I spent my whole life building up an immunity to all neurotoxins.

Which didn't work.  You've all been talking to a ghost for the past three years.

[Mysterious F.]

A general rule of thumb - Remove the other person and just use I/me.  "You wish you were as cool as I" doesn't make sense, "You wish you were as cool as me" does.

My English teacher would kill you if she heard you say that.

Well then, your English teacher is wrong.

Actually, she hates terms like "rule of thumb", because they make no literal sense. She's very strict about it, too.

[Keaton]

The term "rule of thumb" is based off of an old rule regarding how to measure inches without a ruler.

[Darth Wyndisis]