An extremely important message to mr. edward elric

[Darth Wyndisis]

Dear Ezekiel Garfunkel-Jernigan III,

My name is Tacheon Alexander Black.  I am an esteemed forums administrator and internet lover.  I have an extremely important message that I must bring upon your attention.

Over the past few days I have been studiously and meticulously studying your activity on these forums.  During this surveillance I noticed that you have been logged onto your IP at least 100 times, with several different usernames.  I have used flawless methods to extrapolate the data I've obtained based on your activity patterns and discovered that you have visited said forums 238 times and have posted lots of things.

Why am I telling you this?  Recall that the rules of the forums stated that you must post on forums with one username each visit or else unhappy forums administrators will come after you.  As a respectable human, I understand your error, but these admins are ruthless animals who seek to harm those who do not adhere to the laws they are ordered to uphold.  This is, as they always say, serious business.

Well, you are in luck, my friend!  For I am an esteemed Desert Colossus insurance salesman.  If you buy my insurance I can promise you that you will recieve great benefits and will be compensated greatly should you have a dangerous encounter with a forums administrator (or moderator).  Feel free to check out my sweet signature (signature provided in signature) so you can be protected against admins and mods and start saving America's future today!

Yours Truly,
Tacheon Alexander Black
aka
Mr. Tabbles
Mr. Bubbles
12th Squad Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi
Zaraki Kenpachi
Tach
Jay
Dr. Milminiman Lammylim Swimlamli
Admiral Ackbar
Sky Lukewalker
Devon von Habersforth
Smokemoar McTokemoar
Hassel Davidhoff
Lady Gaga
Lady Ganja
Lady Google
etc.

Dear Mr. Ezekiel Garfunkel-Jernigan III,

As this thread is directed to me I feel it would be rude for me not to reply in great haste. Your offer, to be sure, is unbeatable and I feel I would do well if I were to accept it. However, I am unsure as to when I will be able to work things out completely as I am low on current funding. I've recently wired several thousand dollars from my personal savings account to a diplomat hailing from Nigera as he's promised to return my loan a thousand-fold if I did so, as he needed said funds to overcome legal fees and to speed up the process of his national bank's bureaucracy to get an even larger sum to its rightful possessor here in the US. He has informed me that upon receiving my loan, it should take about a month to receive my money paid back, along with the extra he has promised. I told him at the time that this would be fine, but if needed I could contact him and see if he could possibly accelerate the process by a week or two.

Still, if you are still interested in selling me such insurance, I would be glad to discuss things in more detail -- perhaps we can do so over lunch some time this coming week. If you wish, you may contact me at your leisure on my personal cell phone, at 703-555-4926, or at my office number, 703-555-3071, and we can arrange a meeting at a time and place that would be convenient for you.

Thank you for your offer, and I look forward to hearing back from you.

Sincerely,

Edward Elric

I love you guys.

[Keaton]

703-555-4926, 703-555-3071,

That's my area code @.@

[Hi no Seijin]

Okay, but he has to promise not to team up with Cloud in the tourneys anymore.  They're each a handful alone; I don't need to take them both on at once.

You just gotta keep your distance, man. :D

Sonic Blade is your friend.

I always forget to look down at that fourth command line. >>

Besides, I was mostly using the MP for Cura.  But next time I enter a tourney, I'll definitely have to remember to rearrange my abilities and equip Oathkeeper for that extra MP.

703-555-4926, 703-555-3071,

That's my area code @.@

It's a conspiracy!

[Twilight Wolf]

703-555-4926, 703-555-3071,

That's my area code @.@

For serial?

Because that was just a random number I picked. XD

[MagmarFire]

For serial?

i c wut u did thar

[Keaton]

703-555-4926, 703-555-3071,

That's my area code @.@

For serial?

Because that was just a random number I picked. XD

Type it in.  That's the area code for Fairfax, VA.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Quite a bit of Virginians in this here forum.

[MagmarFire]

So...wait, when Chuck Norris went to Virginia, wasn't it renamed Ia the next morning?

[The Glamour Nazi]

Nah, it was named Virginia before.

It's called Violatia after.

[MagmarFire]

i dun geddit

[The Glamour Nazi]

OFF TOPIC!

[MagmarFire]

off topic ?

in the chatboard ?

heinous crime

[Hi no Seijin]

One that is as heinous as dividing by zero.

[MagmarFire]

hey, man

i can divide by zero

come on

[Hi no Seijin]

Prove it!