The Most Incredible Story Ever!

[Peka]

There were all the rides he could possibly think of, but he was too big for them, so he pulled out his Deku Mask.

[BaconWarrior]

unfortunately you had to jump through a ring of fire to enter.

[o0Zelda0o]

He jumped through with his head on fire, ran in a circle and shouted "I love Deku Land!" Untill someone pointed out he had fire on his hed and that he was about to...

[BaconWarrior]

Be selected to win a free apple iPhone!

[Peka]

Link ran to get the i-phone but realized that his tunic was on fire as well and had set the entire forest on fire.

[BaconWarrior]

Link attempted to call the fire department on his iPhone.

[o0Zelda0o]

The fire department arrived with only 3 buckets with holes in them, no water and only 2 fire men so Link ran to the...

[Jake]

Archery shop so he could shoot ice arrows into the sky which would rain down into the village, freezing the city so nothing else could catch on fire.

[TP Zelda]

But then the whole village froze to death and Link shot fire arrows and the village burned again and everyone burned alive again.

[o0Zelda0o]

Panicking, Link ran out into the forest where he was knocked over by...

[Bboy94]

GORONS gone mad. He was very angry at said ROCKHEADS, so...

[o0Zelda0o]

The Gorans ran at him at full spead throwing rocks but they stopped beause...

[TP Zelda]

Link had bombs.

[Peka]

He threw them at the gorons but it didn't affect them.

[Rinku]

The gorons just giggled because the explosions tickled. Link was getting worried, then had an idea and suddenly pulled out...