corrupt a wish game

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted, but it's got the red ring of death.

I wish the EMO kids of the world would lighten up.

[Keaton]

Granted, but they misunderstand you and 'light up'.  Now they're depressed and have a smoking problem, as well.  Way to go.


I wish that these Lucky Charms commercials had more gore in them.

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted. Al Gore now plays the leprechan.

I wish for a copy of the Lend Me a Tenor script.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, here's your Tenor.
I really wish my BF2 mods will work correctly.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but BF2 no longer exists.

I wish for the power to turn into caterpillars!  :P

[Keaton]

Granted, but you are eaten by a flock of birds.



I wish my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but the Spanish Inquisition (whom nobody expects) will arrive at your house.

I wish I didn't feel so sick right now...

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but you feel even worse next week.

I wish...for nothing.

[Darth Wyndisis]

1/0
There you have it.  The universe implodes and there is nothing left.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but you have to go to work for the weekend.

I wish I was made of pudding, but still alive.

[Carpet Merchant]

Granted. One word: bees.

I wish for unbeatable brawl skills with Wario.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but you will smell eternally of garlic.

I wish I had an Xbox 360 or a PS3...

[MasterKeyX]

Granted, but your XBox 360's fans blow up and your PS3 collapses iwnard on itself like a sort of weird singularity.

I wish that I had a DS with a Triforce on it...

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but then it is eaten by Tom Cruise, who will also jump on your couch while he's at it.

I wish for a clown. One that can juggle.

[MasterKeyX]

Granted, but the clown turns out to be It, and he happens to be juggling bombs, and he throws them all at you and then commences to eat your body.

I wish I hadnt made such a creepy wish.