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Escape This Topic With Slenderman

Started by Darth Wyndisis, September 21, 2008, 05:57:51 PM

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What do you think it will take to kill this topic?

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Orange Glow
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AIDS
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The Master Sword
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Total Members Voted: 52

MagmarFire




Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

DarkZelda


DW

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Hi no Seijin

Quote from: Twilight Wolf on October 17, 2008, 07:44:33 PM
Mags is brutally murdering me.

If you read this message, you're a witness. Please testify against Mags at the upcoming trial.
I cannot testify against MagmarFire. However, I can testify against rabid monkeys.  I will do that instead.
Best.  Cane.  EVER!
Secretary of Lolcats; I won the MagmarFire Award for 2/21/08!
Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!  Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!

DarkZelda

Did you know prostitution is legal in Nevada?
As long as you have permit.

Twilight Wolf

I live in Nevada, so yes, I knew that.
What, you expect me to say something witty?

DW

I have a permit, so yes, I knew that.
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darkphantomime

Crumpled like a carnation, muave and dim
it breathes, cowering humbly in the moss
still wet with love which trickles down across
the soft slope of white buttocks to its rim

threads like long tears of milk blown radiantly
out by the cruel gust that turns them back
weep home again along the clambered track
through reddish clinkers and wild dilberry

my mouths been coupled often with this vent of ours
my soul, jealous of matters intercourse
makes it a tawny tearduct and nest of sighs

it's an olive, stuffed now; it's a flute, whose stop
can charm the tube where heavenly pralines drop
A woman's promised land grown in our damp thighs

Pyrgusfinn


Darth Wyndisis

Quote from: DarkZelda on October 20, 2008, 04:58:59 PM
Did you know prostitution is legal in Nevada?
As long as you have permit!!!!
I have a permit. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

DW

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Twilight Wolf

I think that's a swear word in some European countries.
What, you expect me to say something witty?

Hi no Seijin

Some Antartican countries as well.
Best.  Cane.  EVER!
Secretary of Lolcats; I won the MagmarFire Award for 2/21/08!
Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!  Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!

DarkZelda


darkphantomime

тахионного жесток

   
поцеловать мою задницу блестящий металл тахионного!!!