corrupt a wish game

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but you find me very annoying. You lose.

I wish we could all be one big family, like we were when I joined, yet again. Ah, those were the days.

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but we are disfunctional family (like now).
I wish we could fill that hole in the Wizzrobe Clan.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but you're still not as good as armos.

I wish I could DM The worlds greatest DnD sessions.

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but you automatiaclly commit social seppuku.
I wish my laptop weren't busted.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but Chuck (me) has already commited Social Sepukku.

I wish I was more smooth.

I'm kinda rough.

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but you slip.
I wish I could be a runner (like in Mirror's Edge)

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but you have no skittle and fall of a building and die.

I wish i would walk 500 hundred mile and I wish i could walk 500 more!

[ZeldaFreak]

Granted but you soon afterward lose the use of your legs. ;)
I wish that i had more time to be on tdc. :( :( :'(

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but time moves slower for you and everyone else move 200X faster.

[ZeldaFreak]

that sucks. i wish chuckinator had made a wish. ::)

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but my wish was incorrupatle and you lost the game.

I wish I remembered to wish.

[Uximadesk]

Granted but you make evil wishes.
I wish Chuck Norris could aprove this message.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted, but to approve that message I'd have to kick you.

Chuck norris approved

I wihs Iwas less awesome.

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but you become mortal.

I wish I were a superhero!

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but your powers suck.

I wish I was amazing again.