corrupt a wish game

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but he takes you to buy an illegal download of it from the black market and you get arrested.

I wish that trees could talk, and that they would talk smack to everyone who took an apple from them.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted but then they would scream whenever we made paper

I wish that my stomach didn't hurt right now. =/

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but that's because they took it away.

I wish I could live in the future.

[Mysterious F.]

I wish I could live in the future.

Granted, but it's the future when the Earth is gone and you have no oxygen and die.

I wish that the buffalo weren't close to extinction.

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but instead they become the dominant species and ensalve humanity.

I wish I didn't feel sad.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted but you feel melancholy
I wish the movie Pride and Prejudice would last longer. haha.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but I corrupt your wish.

I wish TMoHS season two would have more eps already...

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but instead they become the dominant species and ensalve humanity.

I wish I didn't feel sad.

To get off topic for just a second, I was actually talking with a friend of mine at school today what would happen if near-distinct species suddenly dominated the world and enslaved humanity, and we talked about buffalo the longest.  :-[

Granted, but then there are no more seasons and episodes because everyone cannot watch the show due to buffalo enslavement.

I wish that I had a wish.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but it's incorruptable and you kell the topic.

YOU JERK!

I wish Whocares wasn't a jerk.

[captainfalconeedfoodbadly]

Granted but ur a jerk wait a second IT stays the same MUAHAHAHAH
I wishi had a girlfriend that wasnt ugly like roys

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but she kills you for being too ugly.

I wish you'd be banned from this site so you'd stop bugging me.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted but he bugs you anyway.
I wish i could just pass my finals and get them over with

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but you cheat and you don't learn anything other than Cheating can get you through life.

See? You learned something.

I wish my statement above this was true.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but it is so true its false

I wish I wasn't so flipping cold all the time.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but you spontaneously combust.

I wish I had the Home Run Bat right about now...