I have a fairly huge announcement, OR, Screw You, Army.

[Keaton]

Dude, that means you won't be back until I'm, like, about to graduate from college.

I should totally room with you once I'm free.

...I love you, Chris... I'm just not in love with you.

[Uximadesk]

So...
How much of that was real after all?

[Keaton]

I was never previously in the military, but I did try and enlist in the Army.  They rejected me but told me to come back in a year once I was off the medication.  They continuously screwed me over, so I'm planning on joining the Navy instead.

[Pale Dim]

Okay, now I'm confused. What just happened?

[Keaton]

Okay, now I'm confused. What just happened?

http://desertcolossus.com/forum/index.php?topic=6175.0

Read the first page, bro.

[Pale Dim]

So, apparently, they don't accept people with medication?

[Keaton]

So, apparently, they don't accept people with medication?

The medication I was on (Prozac) is an automatic disqualifier if you've taken it in the past 12 months.

[darkphantomime]

So, apparently, they don't accept people with medication?

The medication I was on (Prozac) is an automatic disqualifier if you've taken it in the past 12 months.

I'll tell you for a fact, prozac doesn't do a damn thing. First thing they put me on, had a panic attack while playing Minish Cap.

[Keaton]

So, apparently, they don't accept people with medication?

The medication I was on (Prozac) is an automatic disqualifier if you've taken it in the past 12 months.

I'll tell you for a fact, prozac doesn't do a damn thing. First thing they put me on, had a panic attack while playing Minish Cap.

Seriously, no kidding.  Didn't help at all, in fact I only took it for a week.  Still though, they have rules, and I need to follow them. :\

[Pale Dim]

Well yeah, but, well 12 months? Does it really take that long to wear off? And why Prozac?

[Keaton]

Well yeah, but, well 12 months? Does it really take that long to wear off? And why Prozac?

I was on Prozac for mild anxiety.  And I don't know why they say it needs to be 12 months.  Does the military ever make sense?

[Pale Dim]

Now that I think about it, not anymore...

[HylianHero92]

First thing they put me on, had a panic attack while playing Minish Cap.

...

Uh...

Why?

[darkphantomime]

I don't know, I just started shaking a lot for no reason. Couldn't really control the shaking. Wasn't really due to the game, but more likely due to the prozac.

[HylianHero92]

I don't know, I just started shaking a lot for no reason. Couldn't really control the shaking. Wasn't really due to the game, but more likely due to the prozac.

;)

I was confused 'cause I can't really think of anything in Minish Cap that would induce a panic attack...