corrupt a wish game

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted, but you catch on fire because it's so fast.

I wish I was a necromorph.

[MagmarFire]

Granted, but you take "playing dead" a little too literally.

I wish that you would change your name so that I didn't get an error every time I try sending you a PM. (Seriously, it says it can't find you. D:

And to answer your question, yes, I know there's a Python library called Renpy that specializes in visual novels, but I haven't played around with it that much, to be honest. :P)

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but

I wish

[The Glamour Nazi]

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I wish that you would change your name so that I didn't get an error every time I try sending you a PM. (Seriously, it says it can't find you. D:

And to answer your question, yes, I know there's a Python library called Renpy that specializes in visual novels, but I haven't played around with it that much, to be honest. :P)

Okay, i'll change it, I need to find out about this.

Granted, but you forget to wish.

I wish I had a firefly.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but now you're weird cause you hate goodbyes.

I wish for wishes.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted, but you get them from a traditional Djinni, so they have to be 7 words long and worded so that they are both specific and not ever heard by the djinni before.

I wish I had a Djinni.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but you can't think of a wish.

I wish that I could wish, Djinni.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, but you just won't wish

I wish I had a tail!

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but it is so small that it doesn't even count.

I wish for waffles and syrup.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but they're BURNED!

I wish my cat wasn't so darn curious.

[Water Within]

Granted, but to the limit of its curiosity it dies of boredom.

I wish I had something adventurous to do.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, you can join me in my bike trip. Anyone else? No? Okay then. Moving on.

I wish I wish for a glass of water.

[Water Within]

Granted, but your [second]wish doesn't come true. ...I like brackets.

I wish I had used the good conditioner. My hair feels like matted goat hair. Ew

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but now you're out. Good going!

I wish my glass of water was in my hand! And look! There it is! :D

[Water Within]

Um...can I still grant that?

I wish my boyfriend would stop making me look like Cousin It.