corrupt a wish game

[Mysterious F.]

Granted but then you leave.

I wish that an army of Slovenian meatball monsters would destroy the moon.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted, but they only destroy it a little bit, so nothing really happens to affect us.

I wish I had a dish.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but it is cracked.

I wish I had a dish.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but it's cracked.

I wish these pretzels didn't make me thirsty.

[Mysterious F.]

Granted, but now you can't eat them.

I wish Jersey Shore would get banned.

[Vaati]

Granted, but all the preps who watch that show will still talk about it.

I wish Filly Football didn't suck so much. (And for future references, Filly Football is an event for homecoming for the upperclassmen girls. I paid $60 to be in it and it sucks.)

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted, but your head explodes cause it's too good.

I wish my phone's connection was better.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but the price is too great and you end up losing the phone.

I wish all our wishes would be granted.

[Vaati]

Granted, but they're all corrupted. Oh snap!

I wish I knew more about neuroscience. I'm screwed for Monday's test.  :-*

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but you don't know anything else except.

I wish more people were on.

[Vaati]

Granted, but they're all posting on this thread, therefore, not giving you the chance to be the only person to corrupt the wish of the person above.

I wish my 2nd animation project wasn't so freakin' complicated.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but you get a failing grade.

I wish for a working Nintendo DS.

[Vaati]

Granted, but you get a broken Wii.

I wish this three day weekend would come quicker.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but all your gaming consoles break.

I wish for....


A pickle.

[Vaati]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish, I had a time for a job.