corrupt a wish game

[Vaati]

Granted, but it's in foreign dollars and not accepted in your country.

I wish I didn't have so much stuff to carry to and from school.

[Pale Dim]

Granted. (Poof, you're naked!)

I wish my sock wasn't wet.

[Vaati]

Granted, but it has a hole in it.

I wish my game would make itself.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but it's not good at all. You lose.

How big is that hole, anyway? Because I already have a hole in it.

I wish I would stop crying at movies with sad moments.

[Vaati]

(The hole is...bigger than it was.)
Granted, but you laugh and people give you dirty looks for being insensitive.

I wish I didn't have anymore projects.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but you fail your classes due to lack of projects.


I wish our puppy would stop licking my foot. It was cute at first, but it's been half an hour, and it's getting really annoying.

[Vaati]

Granted, but it bites your foot off.

I wish I could get my laptop soon.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but it has an epidemic worth of viruses and a failing motherboard so not only can you not do anything with it without risking your ID you also cannot even get into safe mode to remove the viruses because the computer wont even turn on so you just shelled $500 for a computer that doesn't even work and you spend over $340 just for a new motherboard and someone else to remove all the viruses and it still doesn't work correctly! STUPID LAPTOP! GRRRRR!

I wish that never happened to me.

[Vaati]

Granted, but ahh whatever. You've been through enough.

I wish I had finals before break.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but I'm too busy to corrupt that.

I wish typing on my DSi was more effeciant (However you spell that).

[Vaati]

Granted, but your connection really sucks.

I wish the sponsor of the tutoring club I'm in didn't make it so we can only tutor after school. :P

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but it doesn't go that well.

I wish

[MagmarFire]

Wish gets corrupted.

I want something.

[Vaati]

Granted, you get cancer.

I wish my sisters had come to school with me as alumni.

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but wut

I wish you could LEAVE MAGMARFIRE ALONE!!! HE'S GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RIGHT NOW!!! HIS MANLYNESS RIPPED A HOLE IN OUR DIMENSION AND RELEASED CREATURES FROM THE GREAT BEYOND INTO OUR WORLD!!! DID YOU DO THAT?!?! YOU DIDN'T DO THAT!!!  :'( :'(

Sorry. Just had to get that out.

My real wish is...

For chocolate pie.