corrupt a wish game

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted but she has the plague and didn't tell you she was that sick....

I wish that didn't sound as bad after I already typed it

[Pale Dim]

Granted, it's worse.

I wish I knew Magmarfire's Facebook.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted but you forget it right away...

I wish I could go save my friend XD

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but he croaks anyway.

I wish I had the power to create a black hole.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted but you get sucked in it and it instantly vanishes

I wish some job would call me back!!!1!

[Pale Dim]

Granted, no corruption.

I wish I had a job.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted, Karma is a friend of you, no corruption.

I wish that I had some Pepsi Blue

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but it's flat.

I wish my dog would stop barking!

[cacturnerules]

Granted, now it quacks.

... I wish I had a quacking dog.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted but everyone but you hears it...

I wish I still had money on my PSN account

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but your Playstations 1/2/3/Portable die so you can't even use it.

TAKE THAT, SONY!

I wish the new season of Sanity not Included would begin already!

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Granted but you loss all access to TV and computers...

I wish I could find the stupid cord to charge my old phone

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but my rabbits have CHEWED THROUGH IT!!!


Edit: I wish for and edit.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

Where's the wish!!!

I wish my roommates would wake up

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but they are very, VERY cranky.


YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH FOR? LOBSTER!