Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Anju]

Was Rome built in a day?I think not!

[Hi no Seijin]

The 1 inch scale model of Rome was built in a day. :P

Will the hindlegs ever catch up with the hindlegs?

[JDog]

What? :-X :o

[Hi no Seijin]

Precisely. :P

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?

[JDog]

A dog? A Cat? any other animal with 4 legs.

[Hi no Seijin]

Actually, the answer is man (or for you politically correct people [what a load of tosh], human).  Morning is infancy, where a baby crawls on all fours.  Afternoon is childhood through adulthood, where people walk on two legs.  And evening is old age, where some people use a cane, which acts as a third leg.  Man, you would've died if you went against the Sphinx. :(

Slasdf aldf asd sld lLskdf?

[JDog]

Ok, I get the first part, but I have no clue what you said after that?

[Hi no Seijin]

The Slasdf aldf asd sld lLskdf thing?  That was the point.

[Howl]

It's a word in haylin

[Evilbob]

It means "a hyperactive monkey sat on my face while eating a banana!"

[JDog]

Why do monkeys like bannannas?

[Acetaeon]

because they can't afford chocolate.

How young can you die of old age?

[JDog]

50.
Why does Link wear green cloths?

[Acetaeon]

because his hero is Peter Pan

If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?

[JDog]

No
If Link lost his shield in a fight, would he die?