corrupt a wish game

[dragon lord]

granted but you have to read or your life will be lost! bwahahahaha!

i wish that i knew why dogs looked so sad. :(

[Nabooru]

granted but itd b/c they see you!  :D

I wish I had speakers on my comp. I can only use headphones...

[dragon lord]

granted but they dont work

i wish that i was the ultimate thief

[Nabooru]

granted but ploice think you really are and take you to jail.... I wish I had a big mirror in my room.

[dragon lord]

granted but i steal it once i break out of jail

[Nabooru]

*off topic* why do you want a big mirror?

[dragon lord]

so i can stare at my reflection and try to peck at it

[alex]

o, not a good idea, if you looked in the miror at yourself, you'd probably die...

[dragon lord]

and whats that supposed to mean? >:( >:( >:( >:(

[Zelda Veteran]

nownownownow now now now.. now.. Lets just get back on topic and be happy again!! MAKE WITH THE HAPPY!! >:( I wish i was a beautiful butterfly that can mutate itself to be a hideouse beast the size of a building, chase people down, and nibble on thier innards while they kick, scream and squirm in agony. :P :P

[dragon lord]

1) :o
2)granted but i am the only being who can defeat you

[Hi no Seijin]

ZV, granted, but you can't nibble on my innards. :P

I wish I had a piece of bacon to scare Ganon with.

[Nabooru]

granted but I eat it,
I wish I had a pirates of the caribbean patch to put on my back jeans pocket.

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but it disintegrates in the wash.

[Zelda Veteran]

I wish I wasnt so hungry/thirsty