Questions with Stupid Answers! (Game)

[JDog]

Cause I don't pay attention to people.

[DW]

because he prefers keeping his innocence. Why do you like Richard Simmons so much? Chuck Norris is way better.

[JDog]

Cause he can. Why do I care?

[Mysterious F.]

*Gasp* You do?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[JDog]

A lot.
Why doesn't your name sound fimilar?

[MagmarFire]

A woodchuck can chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. (Thank you, Ezlo! :P )

Oh, wait... Wolf Link, why did you have to beat me to it!? :'( :P

[JDog]

Cause your slow. ;D Sorry, I had to say that. ;D

[DW]

kabuto is Akatsuki, he changed his name.

[Vaati]

What is the meaning of life?  :-\

[Hi no Seijin]

The meaning of life is to discover that there is no meaning of life.

Why won't my dog come over to me so I can pet him?

[Vaati]

Because he has rabies and he doesn't want you to catch it. Why do I HAVE to do my history homework on the computer all the time?!  :'(

[darkphantomime]

At least bones grow stronger and fingers don't rot

Why do I have this odd feeling, like I was being watched?

[Hi no Seijin]

Because my eyes are that freaking amazing.

Why can't denial be a river in Egypt?

[darkphantomime]

Because me say Day-O. Daylight come, and me wanna go home. DAY, DAY DAY DAAAAAAY - O
De nile  go down like a river down some weird bananas. Ooh ripe bananas...
Daylight come and me wanna go home.

Why did I just sing that weird song?

Bonus points if you name a famous movie that had that song... heheh...

;) ;) ;) ;)

[JDog]

Cause your weird.
Why did I miss the three pointer I shot today during the game, it was so freaking close to going in, I wanted to cry when it went out. Coach said nice pass, lol, cause it ended up going to one of our players after it banked out. ;D