corrupt a wish game

[JDog]

Granted, but its something none of us has ever heard of, and we'll all be confused on who you are...
I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted but you could never go to sleep.

i wish that my shoulder wasn't practically falling off.

[JDog]

Granted, but it falls off.
I wish my friend would hurry up and get home so I can call her.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted but her phone is busy for hours
i wish my brothers friends would leave me alone... grr.

[JDog]

Granted, but your brother picks on you.
I wish I had something fun to do.

[Zelda Veteran]

Granted, go play in traffic
I wish I was with Wolf link, so we could play in traffic

[Pyrgusfinn]

lol!
granted, but unfortunately, while wolf link is dodging traffic, you are being hit by a car who refuses to play chicken with you

i wish that i had a better flavor of juice to drink.

[Zelda Veteran]

Granted, until you realize it isnt juice at all :o
I wish I was with a certain person who is very special to me right now... <3

[JDog]

Granted, but that person leaves you in a heart beat.
I wish my friend would hurry up and get home so I can talk to her.

[DW]

Granted, but then you both realize you can't live without each other and get married.Wait, we're supposed to corrupt it? Ah well, marriage is bad enough.
I wish Michael Jackson was never born.

[JDog]

Granted, but he his in your thoughts and dreams all the time.
I wish this thing was done downloading so I can go on my computer, insteed of using this crappy slow one.

[DW]

granted, but after finishing that computer is even worse than the one you are using.
I wish Santa wre real....

[JDog]

Granted, but I kill him and he doesn't exist.
I wish I was a normal member at 5rupees. so I could start making topics.

[collaboration]

Granted, but all the topics you make incite everybody to hate you. Shortly after your proper membership is enacted, you're banned.

I wish I could drink as much shiraz as I want and never get fat. :3

[Zelda Veteran]

Granted, but you get too skinny and die due to mal nutrition.
I really wish It was 8:00