corrupt a wish game

[JDog]

Granted, but its so cold that it freez's your hand and it breaks off.
I wish girls would stop saying no to me, I hate being single. :(

[Vaati]

Granted, but they're the wrong kind of people. (Like those girls with the annoying high-pitched voices and can't stop hanging around you)
I wish I knew if my number one fan was a boy or girl.

[JDog]

Granted, but its someone you hate alot.
I wish there was something to do.

[Vaati]

Granted, but you're over-occupied.
I wish I had a Gir bookbag.

[JDog]

Granted, but it can only hold one book.
I wish someone would call me, I am bored.

[dragon lord]

granted but you get eaten by an armadillo within a half hour of said call.
i wish i had gum.

[JDog]

Granted, but its fat free.
I wish it wasn't hot out.

[dragon lord]

granted but it's cold enough to freeze all plant life! mwahahahaha! what now plants!
i wish i wasnt so hungry

[JDog]

Granted, but you explode.
I wish someone would make these little kids go away.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but then they come back when you're not looking!

I wish I had room for more game systems; I'd like to get a green Nintendo 64.

[JDog]

Granted, but it explodes.
I wish Katie would get on.

[Vaati]

Granted, but you have a fight.
I wish I knew where all my classes are and who my teachers are.

[JDog]

Granted, but its in the devils din and the teachers are bullies that you hate to death.
I wish my friend carl would quit typing so I can't understand him.

[Vaati]

Granted, but he "h8ts" it.
I wish I had more pancakes.

[JDog]

granted, but they have no taste.
I wish they would make a new episode too the abridged series.