corrupt a wish game

[Fierce Deity Link]

Granted, but now you suffer fro amnesia forever.

I wish Michael Jackson didn't molest little boys. Sicko...

[Evilbob]

granted, but he molests you instead.

I wish That Plastic Pedo would be shot. Repeatedly.

[JDog]

granted, but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I wish I knew who that was.

[Vaati]

Granted, but it's you.
I wish my mom would stop talking to me for a little while so I can concentrate.

[alical]

Granted but you completely forget what you were trying to think about.
I wish I had bought my friend a better present.

[Vaati]

Granted, but she/he doesn't like it.
I wish my cousin would get online.

[JDog]

Granted, but he dies
I wish britany would get on.

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but her computer crashes as soon as you talk to her.

I wish school wouldn't start.

[Vaati]

Granted, but you get obred of summer.
I wish I had something to do.

Granted, but he dies

My cousin is a girl.

[JDog]

granted, but you then die
I wish for less bordum...

[Vaati]

Granted, but you're loaded with so much homework, that you have no time to visit TDC or do anything fun.

I wish my sister wasn't at college. No corruption.

[JDog]

granted
I wish michigan was winning

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but you go blind, deaf, and mute.

I wish I had a fitillion dollars.

[DW]

granted, but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I wish I knew who that was.

Obviously he was talking about Michael Jackson.

Granted, but a fatillion ends up being one half of a dollar bill, and you get arrested for counterfeit anyways.

I wish everyone would listen to me and stop conforming. (Paradox FTW!)

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, but your neat little paradox unravels, so your wish is corrupted anyway.

I wish Shika didn't misspell fitillion.