Re: The topic of 750 pages. Seriously, that's it.

[TP Zelda]

my brother is hopping up stairs.... i'm gonna laugh if he falls 

oh wait now he's fixing the door...

"urgh, i can't. it's stuck."

LOL IT'S FUNNY FOLLWING HIM.

*slams door* "ughghg"

me: sean say something hilarious
bro: something hilarious.

[Mysterious F.]

I just listened to Somebody Told Me for five hours straight.

[Darth Wyndisis]

I need to let you all know something.

I'm not a registered sex offender.

How did you get away with that, after what you did?

[MagmarFire]

...Okay, what did I miss during my absence? 

[TP Zelda]

...Okay, what did I miss during my absence? 

your mom.

oh i'm sorry did I really say that?

i meant everything.

[DW]

I need to let you all know something.

I'm not a registered sex offender.

How did you get away with that, after what you did?

Yeah, I got off.

Of course, that's why I was arrested in the first place 

[Mysterious F.]

[Keaton]

I need to let you all know something.

I'm not a registered sex offender.

How did you get away with that, after what you did?

Yeah, I got off.

Of course, that's why I was arrested in the first place 

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[The Glamour Nazi]

I c wut u did tharr

[MasterKeyX]

I need to let you all know something.

I'm not a registered sex offender.

You live in New York now.

You're a registered sex offender by default.

FAMILY WATCHDOG. 

[The Glamour Nazi]

lolwut

[MasterKeyX]

if you don't live here you don't know! 

[Keaton]

I'm a registered sex befriender.

[The Glamour Nazi]

I'm a registered TDC member.

I'm worse than all of you.

[DW]

I need to let you all know something.

I'm not a registered sex offender.

You live in New York now.

You're a registered sex offender by default.

FAMILY WATCHDOG. 

I don't live in Queens