corrupt a wish game

[Vaati]

Granted, but you illegally download them and the FBI catches you.
I wish for world peace!

[Peka]

Granted, but you'll be jumping off the walls forever.

I wish I was faster at using photoshop.

[Vaati]

Granted, but every gets jealous of you.
I wish I could have made the lightning in my sig, more evil.

[Peka]

Granted, but they'd scare you so much you'd have to change it back.

I wish I didn't have homework over break.  8)

[Vaati]

Granted, but you have nothing else to do. (I don't really have homework, I just need to study for finals and think up a good arguement when we have a trial in English when we get back)
I wish I didn't have finals hanging over my head.

[Peka]

Granted, but they're hanging over your foot. (can't wait for finals either ::) )

I wish for a pony!

[BaconWarrior]

granted but it eats your couch

I wish my ipod had wi-fi

[Peka]

Granted, but it would download a virus.

I wish I had some arugula!  ;D

[BaconWarrior]

Granted but it explodes.

I wish I had some orange soda right now.

[Takun]

Granted but its sooooo delicious that you keep buying more and eventually drown in orange soda after losing all you money and becoming an orange soda addicted bum.

I wish that I could do every cool thing that a stick fugure warrior could.

[BaconWarrior]

granted but you hurt yourself and end up in the hospitle

I wish some chili

[Takun]

Granted, but you take a bite and realize that  its hot not chili! Contamplating this for long hours eventually cause your brain to rupture.

I wish I could shoot my spit at 50 miles per hour.

[BaconWarrior]

granted but the cops pull your spit over for speeding.

i wish i had 60 bucks so i could buy assasins creed

[Takun]

Granted but you get to the game store to find that the game was discontinued and the price went up to $100.00

I wish I was a master of necromancy.

[BaconWarrior]

granted but you mess up and one of your undead minions turn on you.

I wish i was a paladin