corrupt a wish game

[Takun]

Granted but the same murderous undead minion that turned on me attacks you viciously as your praying.

I wish that my energy drink collection was complete.

[BaconWarrior]

Granted but somebody drinks one

I wish that undead minion hadnt attacked me

[Peka]

Granted, but instead it follows you around everywhere and creeps out you and everyone.

I wish I wish my sketchbook back cover hadn't ripped off.  :'(

[BaconWarrior]

granted but the whole thing burst into flames

i wish world of warcraft was free

[Takun]

Granted but they then astablish an age limit.

I wish I could blow stuff up with my mind

[BaconWarrior]

granted but when you think about your computer you blow it up

i wish for some pie

[Takun]

Granted, but I blow it up with my mind for revenge.

I wish I travel through dimensions

[BaconWarrior]

granted but you get lost and end up in the dark world serving ganon

I wish I had some pie that couldnt be blown up for someones revenge.

[Takun]

Granted but I blow it up out of boredome. ;D

I wish that my wishes couldnt be jinxed

[JDog]

Granted, but I jinx it anyway.
I wish my computer didn't suck.

[Takun]

Granted, but now it blows.

I wish I could fly.

[JDog]

Granted, but its not flying, its falling with style.
I wish there was something to do.

[Takun]

granted but you get so many offers to do things that your head implodes.

I wish Captain hadnt said that lame toy story remark :'(

[BaconWarrior]

granted but he says another lame remark aside from it.

I wish I had all the resident evils

[Takun]

Granted but they dont work.

I wish I could manipulate my bone structure and use it to my advantage.