corrupt a wish game

[BaconWarrior]

granted but it bursts into flames

I wish one hundred billion dollars.

[Aureliano]

Granted, but it fuses to create the EVEL "One Hundred Billion Dollars Monster"

I wish there was something interesting to watch.

[BaconWarrior]

granted but then the power gos out

I wish i had a valt.

[Peka]

Granted, but the game is horrible.

I wish we go sailing now, even though it's winter...

[Twilight Wolf]

Granted, but whatever body of water you try sailing on has become frozen, so the boat simply tips over onto its side instead of going anywhere.

I wish I could find games I wanted that weren't so expensive.

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but since they are so cheap people buy them in the time it gets you to walk to the counter.

I wish I could speak Japanese and German.

[Aureliano]

Granted but you gradually become mad the more you speak either language

Yo deseo que ya sea la manana

[Uximadesk]

Concedido, pero te levantas tan tarde que ya no la disfrutas.

I wish someone other than Aureliano had understood that.

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but they don't visit TDC.

I wish I had known that my epic thread was still alive and kicking! :o

[BaconWarrior]

Granted but then u forget about it

i wish my world of warcraft character was Lvl 40

[Pyrgusfinn]

granted, but then WoW turns out to have illegally sold milllions of copies of its games and all copies immediatly spontaneously combust the moment that you hit 40.

I wish that I hadn't been away for so long.

[BaconWarrior]

granted but now you gotta leave for even longer

I wish I had  Halo 3

[Zelda Veteran]

Granted, but the disk is all scratched up, and you are unable to play it.
Wish I had smashbros brawl...

[Pyrgusfinn]

Granted, but I completely refuse to corrupt that wish... nevermind. I corrupt it by making you share it with me.!!!

I wish that I didn't have to go to work tomarrow.

[Zelda Veteran]

Granted, but your boss fires you for not showing up on a busy day!
I wish I was with my sweet-heart right now...