corrupt a wish game

[Pale Dim]

I wish I were a fish.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but you die cause you can't breathe air

I wish I was another person

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but you die because you're someone on his deathbed.

I wish that wasn't tasteless....

[The Glamour Nazi]

Granted but is was so flavorful all that come out of your mouth was skittles taste the rainbow.

Wow that sucked.

I wish I could draw good manga

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but no one likes it.

I wish I could draw even better...

[The Glamour Nazi]

granted but your sucked so bad people killed you

I wish people didn't kill you and that they didn't kill me as a horrible corruption of this wish would have it end up

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but you die.

I wish I was more awake.

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but you never sleep again
I wish I were a good storyteller

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but nobody takes you seriously.

I wish that made more sense.

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but you eventually grow boring and suicidal
I we weren't in recession

[Pale Dim]

Granted, no corruption that I can think of.

No wish...

[Uximadesk]

Not granted...
I wish I were in college already

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but YOU PHAIL!

I wish I could dance.....

[Uximadesk]

Granted, but since you already 'could', nothing happens
I wish my internet were faster

[Pale Dim]

Granted, but someone hacks into your account and takes it.

And actually, I used to take dance lessons.

I wish I could dance better, though...