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Link would lose his virginity if he wasn't so d***ed introverted.

Started by daemonsage420, April 11, 2006, 02:24:55 PM

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Nabooru

Disturbing but completely true............Im surprised this isnt locked yet lol

Hi no Seijin

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Darth Wyndisis

I think Gerudos can go um... do their business with human and Hylian males.  All the aleals (sp?) in the Gerudo's sex cells are dominat over thos of the father, resulting in someone who is basically a pure-bred Gerudo.  Cause there was that one gossip stone that suggested that Gerudos come whoring around at Hyrule.

Evilslayer

Yep. Only they said it in a more mild way so that Nintendo won't be trampled down by angry mothers. :-*

QuoteDisturbing but completely true............Im surprised this isnt locked yet lol

Don't tempt me, lol. :-*

Anju


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Anju

Quote from: Hi no Seijin on May 21, 2006, 03:01:33 PM
Jeez, Whocares, you're spoiling it.  I was having a good laugh.  But if you insist on getting back on topic, I think Saria loved Link as a son more than as a potential boyfriend.
I know.she's older because Kokiri children live for HUNDREDS of years.Besides,Link grew up.He'd look weird walking around linking arms with a little girl.He'd be thrown in jail!Saria would die too because if a Kokiri leaves the forest,he or she will die.

king of red lions

actually, if you look at the blood line, link had kids and continued the line!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi no Seijin

Quote from: Anju on June 23, 2006, 12:50:10 PM
I know.she's older because Kokiri children live for HUNDREDS of years.Besides,Link grew up.He'd look weird walking around linking arms with a little girl.He'd be thrown in jail!Saria would die too because if a Kokiri leaves the forest,he or she will die.
They probably die because they grow old.  I think they can leave the forest.  During the end credits, you see Mido out of Kokiri Forest, and Saria was in the Sacred Realm.

Back on topic, someone agrees with me. :D
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Anju

saria had to go to the Sacread Realm because shewas a sage.I don't know why Mido was at the ranch though.Now that I remember,there were other Kokiris there too.

Evilslayer

They 'die' because the world outside is dangerous. :-*

QuoteI know.she's older because Kokiri children live for HUNDREDS of years.Besides,Link grew up.He'd look weird walking around linking arms with a little girl.He'd be thrown in jail!Saria would die too because if a Kokiri leaves the forest,he or she will die.

He wouldn't. To throw people in jail because they go to bed with kids is a new thing. :-*