Tingle

[DW]

and since he can fly, whether he uses a balloon or not. But lets do the strength test. Have him try to stop a train with his bare hands.

[Vaati]

Oh geez, I would NOT like to get my fingerprints on that trainwreck.  

[DW]

The sad thing is it would probably bounce off his big belly...

[Vaati]

Eh, he'd need to be wearing irons boots or something to stay in place, otherwise he'd just go flying, it's that clock around his neck I'm concerned about.  

[DW]

so if he's hit then you'll see time fly!...eh, sorry, I know it's horrible, just couldn't help myself

[Vaati]

Good pun.  

[DW]

 ???ugh, no its not...

[Vaati]

I can't see how Tingle expects you to pay so much for decipher a measly map, doesn't he know he won't make any money with prices like that?!

[DW]

ah, but he knew you had no choice. It's just smart business running.

[Vaati]

He just HAS to corner us like this!?

[DW]

Yup. It's just smart.

[Vaati]

And clever, a little too clever. How he makes those Tingle look-alikes to spin his tower in WW, why does it need to spin in the first place?

[DW]

he can't have his slaves getting fat, weak and lazy if he plans to use them to take over all the islands, now can he?

[Vaati]

Maybe, but that's what tredmills are for.

[DW]

they don't have electricity, so that is kind of like a treadmill. You keep walking and get nowhere.